Vice President JD Vance and Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem.Woof — JD Vance inadvertently compared Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem to Jeffrey Dahmer and Freddie Kruger.On Wednesday, the vice president said on a podcast that only a “really terrible person” would mistreat a dog — but conveniently forgot that his cabinet colleague Noem bragged about executing a puppy in her memoir just last year.