Boris Johnson/OstrichIt’s a good thing for Boris Johnson that ostriches can’t vote.It seems that one of the giant birds recently attacked the former British prime minister while he was at a drive-through wildlife park in Texas.At one point an ostrich came up to Johnson’s vehicle, leading his son to push his dad to feed the bird by hand. However, the bird quickly lunged its head through the open window.Johnson was shocked by the ostrich and responded accordingly: “Cripes! Oh, fucking hell.”The incident was filmed by Johnson’s wife, Carrie, who posted the incident on her Instagram page with the caption “Too funny not to share.”