Few people approach the level of creativity that children bring to the English language. In fact, the funny malapropisms and original turns of phrase that kids come up with are often superior to the official terms. At least, that’s what their parents seem to think. Below, we’ve rounded up 35 posts from parents on Threads, Bluesky and X about what kids call things. Enjoy!Related...35 Funny Tweets That Sum Up Parenting In Numbers